Ep 609 - Mega Heider (feat. Corey Heider & Nate Marshall)
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis
4.7 • 11.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Wow Wow Wes |
| 0:02.0 | And Corey Hyder, what's going on, dude? |
| 0:05.0 | What the hell's happening? |
| 0:08.0 | But I was just saying what a joyous occasion it was to meet up. |
| 0:10.0 | You were telling us about the people of, where was that? |
| 0:13.0 | Pittsburgh? |
| 0:14.0 | No, the tribes. |
| 0:16.0 | The tribe. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, it means the Mayas, the Incas and the Aztecs yeah oh yeah to knocktilan we |
| 0:22.9 | talking about to knock the lawn just a moment ago to knock along yeah and i just like that yeah |
| 0:27.3 | it's a great story on on straight wheelpower yeah they waited they didn't settle you know what i mean |
| 0:33.9 | so ladies out there don't settle that's true don't settle. What do you think of the modern dating market right now? |
| 0:39.2 | Oh, man. |
| 0:39.9 | Well, I'm glad to be out of it. So I am, brother, because it is, it's like going bass fishing in a porta party out there, brother. It is tough. It is. I can't tell if that means it's super easy. Oh, no. |
| 0:51.7 | You do not want to catch bass in a for a potty, dude. |
| 0:54.5 | No braino. |
| 0:55.6 | No braino. |
| 0:56.7 | No, dude. |
| 0:57.2 | Hold on. |
| 0:57.9 | Donate's. means it's super easy. So no. You do not want to catch bass in a porter potty, dude. No braino. No brain no. Hold on to Nate's point. It is easy. Yeah, yeah. You might be knocking turds around, but the next point, you're going to catch a lot. Yeah, you're going to catch a lot. Nothing I'd want to eat, though. Nothing I'd want to eat. Yeah. Yeah. I, uh, uh, yeah, I, I, I, I peed in a porta potty like two days ago. I don't know if this was on purpose, but somebody clogged up the urinal in the porta potty with toilet paper. It looked like it, like a, somebody did it intentionally and it's like why create a hell? Yeah, why would you want to disable the P option? |
| 1:28.1 | You're going to hurt the own guy trying to help you. It was really weird. I was like, I have a theory about homeless people that they thrive in fucked up conditions. Like they want it as bad as possible. Damn, they want the porta potty. They see a portopody and they're like not nasty enough. Not nasty enough clogging with paper towel or toilet paper. Piss on it. Make it reek. |
| 1:44.8 | Some money. |
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