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Some people think jail is not a deterrent. Oh my god, I've been there. It's a massive deterrent. Yeah, I was in LA County for a month and a half in 1996

and I I shallered in between a blood and a cripple were mad at each other. I was never so happy to be fat and ugly at my foot.

I

Just want to sell the show properly by saying I'm not a car guy either. Okay, but I watched because just how you put the whole thing together

You're making very very interesting. Well, that's fun. It's fun. We have a good time and I'm glad with it

So what do you guys like make up in here? What do you do?

I just forget it. It's just a shot. Yeah, yeah, I'm glad I'm in New York.

The guy next to me in the cell next to me was there for nine years waiting murder trial and he

He taught me how to make a pussy out of a piece of throw a pair. Good. You take the carboard out and you put it in

Damn warm water and put your fuck the thing right? That's all it is. That's all it is. I

Said I said I figured that out. He said the word he said the word lukewarm

But he said he was already he goes you would never go back to real pussy

To differ my friend. I had this exactly exactly. I don't bitch. It don't complain. It don't spend your fucking money

It don't fuck your friend. I go she fucked your friend

I go did you kill her he goes no I go why you do this could I kill my friend

I said dude you screaming this guards can hear I said I'm gonna be going to testify

I don't need to say that Tom Arnold used to swallow a goldfish

That was his one when he started doing stand-up that was one of his closers

On a thread and swallow and then pull it back out. Oh beautiful

They do in the jail the you know the drugs they flush it down on the string and then they pull it back out

So it's you know how do you know that?

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