I am on a change. What about you?

So you know people ask me all the time where I go. They're like, you know, is Uncle

Sire, you know, is crazy as he is in real life as he is on the show and the podcast and

all these ways you see him and I always say, look, you don't know anything until you spend

a little time around my Uncle Sire. He has been a gift to us for many years. And we

decided we want to give you a very special gift through the Oneshan podcast, having what

we're calling the best of Sire for Christmas. And because we've had some great moments

with Sire on the podcast, we thought it'd be great to share them with you. So check it

out. Your Christmas president from the Oneshan Nation is the best of Sire.

He wears a size hat about 40. But hey, speaking about that, when I come in the military and

got drafted, my drill saw it. I could take a bat in his hat. Oh, sir, hey, just boy

weighed 450 pounds, but you had to respect him. Okay. Good. Look, I took a I T on Fort

Bragg. I don't have no idea. I take basic based on Fort Bragg. That's where they

are. You do not walk on Fort Bragg. I mean, Fort, I can't take your name on that.

Anyways, in Georgia. Oh, Benning, Benning, Fort Benning, Georgia. Okay. You do not walk

there so you run everywhere. Well, we run everywhere. Well, I'm 130 pounds. So I ain't

worried about running. Okay. He's carrying 450 and he run everywhere we did. Hey, you

had to respect the man. So Martin reminds you of this guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The

Martin's a large man. Look, when we think you got stolen, but he never says anything.

No, don't cry. No, no, look, when we think the drill sergeant coming, we lost the drill

sergeant and he showed up big office, what we call it behind his back. We wouldn't say

to it. I didn't say you didn't say to it. But anyway, look, we see a taxi cab coming down.

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