Ernie Velvita cares. He cares for the community. He cares about his friends. He cares about children.

He cares about animals. Even ugly ones. Ernie Velvita taking the time to care about you.

People about the community. Ernie Velvita says he cares about the community. Fracked. He never says which community he's referring to.

Ernie Velvita says he cares about his friends. Fracked. What about Gregory Mills whom he hasn't called since the fourth grade?

Ernie Velvita claims to care about children. Fracked. Many child molesters say the same thing. Ernie Velvita says he cares about animals. Fracked.

Tell that to the cow he was slicing last Saturday night at a steakhouse. Does Ernie Velvita really care for us? Fracked.

No. No. Paper paper for mercy for kindness.

Harold Flemm Lasky. A police record a mile long.

Theft. Carjacking. Sexual assault. Rape. Murder. Do you want someone involved in a murder investigation representing you?

Ernie Velvita. Unlike some other politicians, he's not a murderer.

Fracked. Hey man, you watching the game? Which game? The baseball game or the game being perpetrated on voters by Ernie Velvita?

Ernie Velvita, what do you mean? Have you seen his latest attack ad? He claims that Harold Flemm Lasky had a police record a mile long that he was involved in murder and rape investigations.

Of course he was. Harold Flemm Lasky is a former police officer who was investigating those crimes, not committing them. You know, these misleading attacks have got to stop as does Ernie Velvita's addiction to heroin. Damn straight, yo.

He's a terrible monster. Harold Flemm Lasky. In his own words. The following is actual audio from the latest Flemm Lasky campaign commercial.

Harold Flemm Lasky was involved in murder and rape investigations. Of course he was.

Don't elect a murdering rapist.

The members of Ernie Velvita.

Velvita. Flämm Lasky. Velvita. Flämm Lasky. Velvita. Flämm Lasky. Velvita.

Velvety.

Hey, love, I second-time, this is a terrible mask.

Your skin is burning.

You can't see.

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