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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 600 - Hedonic Treadmill (feat. Joe List & Steve Rannazzisi)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.711.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support Joe @ https://www.patreon.com/tuesdays Go See Joe Live @ https://www.comedianjoelist.com/ Go See Steve Live @ https://www.steverannazzisi.com/ Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Shawn Gardini Live if you want  @  https://www.shawngardini.com/live Yo0o0o. We got Steve and Joe at the Podes this week. Hot cast for you guys not gonne lie. Ep 600 but just another day in the office. Hope you're all having a good week. Please enjoy. God Bless. Valid on restaurant orders only. Learn more at bit.ly/GHEatTheFees Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/DRENCHED and use code DRENCHED and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Wow Wow West. Now with the Spurs Austin's team, I started a billboard. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to start. I thought we were not fine.

0:10.0

Austin's I think trying to take the Spurs from San Antonio, which is that'd be pretty sad. What is they're leased up on a stadium or something or is it? I think it's just a I don't know. I think they're I think they're going to try to merge Austin and San Antonio like Dallas, Fort Worth.

0:37.4

How far away? I'm not too familiar. Hour and 10 minutes away. It's not far. I mean, they didn't, yeah, Anaheim and L.A. have split. Yeah. They're not, they're different. It's got to. Yeah. Same with Seattle and Tacoma. Yeah. so maybe we were like we were like we were just ripping before this

0:41.0

mini half was same with Seattle and Tacoma. Yeah. So maybe we were just ripping before this. Minneapolis, St. Paul. He gives the thumbs up and we're like, yeah, there's a lot of cities. Wait, this is it? Oh, now we're recording for real. I do not know. We were fired up. Start again, dude. Even Baltimore and D.C. are pretty close. Minneapolis, St. Paul. Baltimore,

0:54.8

Timonio. Yeah. Paul. Baltimore. Now, before we started, you mentioned the guy with Touretz at the BAFTA. Why would you go to the BAFTAs with Tourette? He was nominated. He was nominated? I think he was a nominee or a former nominee or something like that. So it wasn't the guy presenting. He was a guy in the crowd.

1:10.5

In the crowd.

1:11.5

Just yell.

1:12.2

Yeah.

1:12.7

No, if the guy, yes, the two people presenting were. I mean, if I had Tourette's, I would double up on my meds at the Baptist. Yeah, you have to hit it hard. That's what they do. They just spazz and yell the worst thing. Yeah. But is it always the N word with the Tourette's? No. I feel like it's whatever you're hearing or like whatever is commonly spoken around you.

1:31.1

Like a parrot? Yeah. Yeah. It's the guy behind him. It's usually like a fucking shit bitch. Yeah. Like, you know. Yeah. That was great, dude. That's great. I experienced it once at like a hotel lobby breakfast or not lobby.

1:46.8

I don't know why I said lobby, but a hotel breakfast there. And there was a lady and they warned us and that she has, and that she was doing that. But it wasn't the N word. Yeah. No. I've never had anyone at a show that has Tourette's, I don't think. that's ever yelled anything out

1:59.1

or nothing like that.

2:00.4

No.

2:00.8

So I don't, yeah.

2:01.9

That's probably late stage Tourette's.

2:03.1

It probably start with like damn and then I don't think that's ever yelled anything out or nothing like that. No. So I don't, yeah.

2:01.9

That's probably late stage Tourette's. It probably start with like damn and then it goes to like shit

2:06.0

and then all the way to pussy and then like stage one year like stage four. Yeah.

2:10.6

When you're on his way out. Yeah. It's aggressive. It's aggressive Tourette's. I do have that. I think this is like an OCD thing, like when I'm at a funeral or something where you just want to be like, jizzle her face, you know. You want to yell something. Yes, but it's different. Yeah, yeah. But that's the barrier, dude. Or if I'm in a room full of black people, which I try to keep to minimum, but like does come in your mind like, what if somehow I just yelled out the N-Wort? Like, it's in there.

2:37.3

I've heard of people having that same concern where it's like an act, like if you stand too close to the edge of a cliff, you're like, I can just jump off right now. Yeah. I think that's OCD. I also have it with people. I have like a, not a urge, but the thought of like blasting someone in the face as they're walking by. Oh, really? Just physical violence.

2:54.1

But not like... people I have like a not a urge but the thought of like blasting someone in the face as they're

2:51.8

walking by. Oh really? Just physical violence. But not like strangers. Yeah, yeah. But it's a second. It's a second of thought. That could be living in New York too long. I think that's a byproduct of that. I do the same thing with my like I'm driving in the left lane, driving families in the back. And I just something like, did you ever have at the moment where you're just like, I could just

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