Hey guys, it's Ali. Welcome to the podcast. This is relatable. Thank you guys so much for listening.

So today we are going to cover some of the most absurd stories of the week. I asked you guys on

Instagram to send me the craziest things you've heard in the news. And you did. A lot of you sent

me the same things, which means that these are stories that people are talking about that they

are shocked by. So I'm going to give you my take on these absolutely absurd things that are

happening in our world. And then I promised if we have time that I would answer some of the

questions that you sent. I asked specifically if you guys had any personal questions to ask

because in the past you guys have sent me emails asking me to do that kind of segment more. So I

would be happy to thank you guys to those of you who sent me questions. You can always do that

email me Ali at the conservative millennial blog.com or you can of course message me on Instagram

which many of you do. One thing before we get started with all of that, I am that I think I've

800 in 20 reviews on iTunes right now. So that's pretty good. But before the end of the year,

I would really like 1000 reviews on iTunes. That would just really make my year. That would make

2018 just round out so beautifully. If you would send me, I'm going to give you a caveat.

Positive five star reviews on iTunes. Now there's a there's a piv of mine that some people do.

And it is leaving me a four star review but leaving a positive comment. So it's one thing if you

leave a four star review and you say I love this podcast, but Ali's voice is really annoying.

I love this podcast, but she likes cats and cats are awful. I really like this podcast, but she

likes chili's chicken fingers too much. Okay, that's fine. You can give me four stars even though I

prefer that you email me those things. But I've done this before once upon a time when I was a

lowly publicist, I gave a four star review to a catering company that actually did a service

for our client and got ripped to shreds because I left a positive comment. The left four stars,

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