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One Bad Mother

Ep. 60: Teething

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2014

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa talk about teething and back up the discussion with so many scientific facts that we consider having the show recategorized from comedy to science. (Note: "facts" stated by Biz and Theresa may not be true / may make you less smart.) Plus, Theresa advises you to never leave before the raffle, and Biz gets weird about a comment on last week’s show. We're joined by singer-songwriter Ellen Harper to talk about the new album Childhood Home, which is a collaboration with her son Ben Harper.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.

0:05.0

And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.

0:09.0

This is a show about life after giving life.

0:11.0

Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.

0:20.0

This week on One Bad Mother, we talk about teaving!

0:24.0

And speak with singer-songwriter Ellen Harper, mother of musician Ben Harper.

0:29.0

Whig!

0:31.0

Whal!

0:32.0

Aye- Woe! The sound of my, the sound of teeth breaking through. How are you Theresa? Oh, I'm good. I have a story for you. Oh, stories. Okay, so last Friday I took Simon and Oscar to a party at the new preschool that Simon's going to be going

0:56.4

to in the fall and it was like their summer kickoff party wherever.

1:02.0

Jesse had Jordan Jesse go live that night,

1:05.0

so he couldn't come to the party at all.

1:08.0

Moved that date.

1:10.0

So I know right.

1:11.0

So I know, right.

1:12.0

So Jesse couldn't come at all, and I definitely had some morning bells, like about a week

1:17.0

in advance, like, do I really want to go to this new preschool where I don't know anyone for their

1:21.6

like big party from 530 to 730 p.m. on a Friday with my

1:26.9

toddler and my baby by myself and then like the night the night before or the day before the party they sent an email saying like parking is going to be crazy so be sure to walk and like come early and all this stuff and I was just like why am I doing this why am I doing this but

1:47.3

I felt like I really I felt like I really kind of like I really wanted to you know what I mean it was just one of those things where we're going to be visiting all summer to get him going for the fall and I just I wanted to be there to like introduce myself and just have the experience you know and I'm

2:05.2

like whatever there will be food there it'll be fine right so I can't even remember what was going

2:10.5

on that day but I know that like leading up to the like time when it what was like

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