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No Holes Barred

Ep 60. Box your beaver

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

52.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2021

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Vic and Laura struggle to work out what day of the week it is before wishing you a very Merry Christmas. They work out the logistics of energetic bum sex and debate the wonders of human biology allowing a stray onion ring to survive the digestive system. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:11.1

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0:20.9

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0:26.9

Slack.com slash DHQ. Between forgetting the sellotape, trying to squeeze eight people

0:32.4

around a six-seater table and the cat taking down the tree. Again! Christmas can be tricky.

0:40.2

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0:44.9

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0:49.6

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0:55.7

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0:59.7

It's time to chat some ballads about fan-eat-its and bum. No topic is off limit for these

1:08.2

potty mouths found months. So tell us all your secrets. We like to share the truth.

1:14.0

That's Sagittidson, Edwardson, I scoops up your oof, no holes but... Hello Mary!

1:27.2

Yes! Yes! Well, it's been in gone mate. It has. I don't know about you, but I am as always

1:37.8

so underprepared for this evening. So the evening is morning, the sourcing of an ever-issue

1:44.0

guys listening. Mary Christmas, I'm going to say how was your Christmas in a preemptive

1:49.3

assumption that we know what your Christmas was like even before the present? Who knows?

1:54.2

I am actually looking forward to it though. It's going to be nice after not getting to see

2:00.3

anyone last year. Get to see the family arm to the first three days in a row which is an

2:07.5

unheard of occurrence. So you know, I feel very different to you. I've

2:12.7

got the fear. Have you? Yeah. What are you doing? What are you doing?

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