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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

Ep. 6 – Not Soon Enough

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

Tv & Film, Politics, Comedy Interviews, News, Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy, Improv

4.7 β€’ 10.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 15 June 2016

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

The boys hold a special session, same as our usual time, to discuss the damn news this week. Adam returns, and he's not as bad this time.

Transcript

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0:30.0

Hello everybody, come town six. I think this is six. Sixty nine. Bienvenidos.

0:38.0

They come, what's the villa? They come villa. We're gonna start this one in Spanish.

0:46.0

For all those listeners in Mexico, Mexico, but I don't know enough Spanish.

0:55.0

I'm sick. I've got who are you? I've got a bad disease. Oh shit. Thanks.

1:03.0

So, but we're doing an emergency special session of the podcast in remembrance of the tragedy that happened today.

1:13.0

I guess it was last week already, but RIP, Harambe guys. I'm so glad. The greatest tragedy, the greatest loss that we've faced last week.

1:22.0

I keep I keep having to find more and more stories about Harambe and they get you know all these damn shootings and celebrity deaths are taken away from my Harambe.

1:30.0

Yeah, today's terrorist attack is so disrespectful. You know, we're not even gonna talk about it. We're not gonna. I don't even want to bring it up. That's fair.

1:38.0

We should address though. This came up. We got some negative comments on Twitter from people for what?

1:46.0

Apparently, you know, they know it's ironic, but we say the R word a little bit too much.

1:54.0

Well, no, but that's a deliberate political choice. Yeah, it's it's called satire.

2:00.0

When I say, when I say retard, I don't mean actual retarded people. I mean fictional retarded people that I've made up to laugh at in my head.

2:11.0

Yeah, but you were really silly and goofy and are doing funny stuff. Yeah, you know, but they're not real. It's like a fit like home star runner.

2:19.0

Like remember how everyone thought home star runner wasn't mean spirited because it was a cartoon with Down syndrome rather than being a fucking actual boy with Down syndrome.

2:28.0

That's what made it okay guys. That's what satire is. And it's also like, you know, I mean, this is one of the most intelligent podcasts you could listen to.

2:36.0

Apps of fucking Lutely. Yeah, we got out there to the intelligence. And it hurts me because you know, there's a lot of young kids that listen to this.

2:44.0

And that this is actually you know what I have. I have a letter. Yeah, get the letter. Hold on. I think I got a letter. I got it.

2:51.0

Who wrote this? I got a letter. This is from one of our fans. High Comtown. My name's Dylan. I'm five years old. I'm gay. And I just learned how to jack off.

3:00.0

And I wanted to thank you guys for you know teaching me how to live my life as a trans five year old. Wow. And you know, that warms my heart guys. And those fucking kids are out there. And we're touching them.

3:14.0

We're touching these children. We're touching these children by the end of this project. We're going to touch basically every single child in America. Every child, every race of child, every type size and rate. Give me the Ashley Graham child.

3:27.0

Let me touch the let me touch the biggest bitch five year old you can find. And I'm going to touch her her mind.

3:34.0

Because I respect children and I respect our listeners and to say that we're you know problematic is that's fucked up. It's bullshit. And you're basically your faggot if you're saying like.

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