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Hello, internet. Thanks for tuning in to another episode of Potterless, the tale of a 24-year-old

man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time. Before we get into today's episode, a continuation of my conversation with Sidney Adams, a.k.a. Posituit, I wanted to give a shout out to all of our Patreon supporters. So these supporters have pledged money to the podcast to cover costs I'm already incurring, like hosting fees and things like that. And also, all of the money that I'm getting

from it, I can use to buy nice things that will make potterless better. So fancy microphones,

advance audio equipment, stuff like that. And as a reward, you get access to bonus content. So

these are things such as bonus episodes, extra discussions with guests, director commentary,

access to my notes that I always reference in the episodes, things like that.

So if that interests you, feel free to head over to patreon.com slash potterless.

If it does not interest you, I don't blame you at all.

This is not something you should feel obligated to give money to, really.

It's just a very silly thing.

I'm just honored and flattered that you are listening to this podcast.

So without further ado, let's talk that you are listening to this podcast. So without further ado,

let's talk about the very end of the Chamber of Secrets with Sydney Adams. Thank you. Chapter 14 Cornelius Fudge, amazing name.

The names are either so good, serious black, or terrible, Salazar Slytherin.

Salazar Slysm is a great name. My favorite is Kingsley Shacklebolt. Oh, that's good. I like, I like, I like Persie's girlfriend at the end. She's something Clearwater. I like that. It's a good one. I can find it. I got the book right here. Oh, good, because my book is, is being used to hold my microphone up. Penelope Clearwater. That's a good one. I like Penelope Clearwater. That sounds like the hot secretary or like a bond girl. Oh, Penelope Clearwater. Yeah, like she just, she like comes out of the ocean and she's like all oily and glistening. And she's like, I can't take care water. And like, you're like, you are.

You're my bond to girl now. Anyway. So chapter 14, time travel forward. It's been four months

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