Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week, pseudo-seleps share their top 5s of 2006, Del Monte Fashion P's Redux, and Jordan's miserly love of video gaming.

Let's go!

Welcome to Jordan, Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

It's the end of one year, the beginning of another. We're featured right now in the iTunes directory, so welcome to all of our new listeners.

And we've got a jam-packed program. As promised on this show, we'll have lots of top 5s.

We've got the comedy group Clifford and Kid coming in to give us their top 5 candy bars of the year.

We've also got a top 5 that Jordan put together.

Myself and Heather Campbell, who is a writer for Play magazine, are going to present our top 5 video games that you can buy for under $20 of 2006.

We've also got some celebrity top 5s, pseudo-selebrity top 5s, and some listener top 5s coming up later on in the program.

By the way, we're broadcasting our introduction. Each week we're going to be broadcasting from a different place.

I'm just to add a little variety. This week we're actually on board a Zeppelin.

Yes, so broadcasting from the turn of the centuries that when they had Zeppelin?

I believe this in 1920s and 30s, something like that.

And just so you know, the difference between a Zeppelin and a blimp is a Zeppelin has an interior structure or a skeleton typically made of wood or metal.

So we'll spend the rest of this show worrying about that darn Kaiser.

Exactly. A few shows ago, I brought up a funny phrase that I thought of that I thought could be artistically inspiring in some way, although it didn't inspire me to do anything in particular.

That phrase was Del Monte Fashion Peas.

Now we've sent this out. We sent this out over the transom.

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