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Recorded live from the Cornfield Resistance, where both of our local Republican Congresspeople,

Rodney Davis and Darren LaHood, were so busy learning to tie their shoes, they just

plum forgot to vote on the Liz Cheney thing. Upsi! It's the professional left with Drift Class of Blue Gal.

They're trying real, real hard to avoid controversy.

It's like they're riding the political New York subway. They don't want to have

eye contact with anyone who might ask them anything. And yet they sent an email to their constituents

who were on their email list, including me. And Rodney Davis bragged about being the most

bipartisan congressperson.

I'm multi-partisan. I want to partisan everybody. I want to get all up in your face with my bipartisanship.

And, you know, except for the fact that I vote for the Republican Party 99.3% of the time.

And I am a complete and abject coward.

However, that makes him a pretty typical Springfield Republican.

Yeah.

I'm actually a douchebag.

I side with the worst people on earth, but I'm too big of a coward to actually be

upfront about my beliefs.

So I snivel around and straddle a fence and change the subject.

Oh, that's pretty much Springfield.

Yeah.

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