Senator Elizabeth Warren has released a DNA test proving that she is just about as white

as his is as possible for a girl to be without actually becoming invisible.

Warren took the test after being taunted by President Trump for falsely claiming she was

part Cherokee.

Now, don't misunderstand me, there's nothing at all wrong with being a white woman.

Many of the rockets are white women.

And of course, Gwyneth Paltrow is very attractive as well.

But the problem for Warren, or to use her native name, dances with Horsemanur, is that she

listed herself as Native American on federal forms when she taught law school, and she

repeatedly told the story of how her parents had to aloke because of anti-Indian prejudice.

But that story now seems to confirm Warren's native name lies like a dog.

Because according to even the suspect analysis of a Stanford University professor, she happens

to know Warren has got so little Indian blood in her it may just be because one of her ancestors

got some on his shirt when he was killing one of them.

In any case, Senator Warren, whose native name is woman who would cheat to be President,

has less Indian DNA than most white Americans and far less than what's required to claim

membership in anything but the Malarkey Drive.

The news media was quick to back Warren's blatant lies, running such headlines as the

Boston Globe headline quote, Warren lied about her ancestry.

Now we will too, unquote, the USA Today headline quote, we hate Donald Trump, so we'll pretend

to believe Warren unquote.

And of course the New York Times headline quote, Trump slaughters entire Indian village in

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