Ep 593 - Nollywood (feat. Ben Avery & Kevin Iso)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support Ben Devan and Jace @ https://www.patreon.com/lemonparty Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Lemaire Lee Live @ https://lemairelee.fun/ Go See Shawn Gardini Live if you want @ https://www.shawngardini.com/live y00o0oo. Dang we haven't casted since 2025. haha just a joke. Podes are back - nbd nbd. We got Benny while he's in town and Iso - two of our great broz. We talk somalis and some other things. Please enjoy. God Bless. This video is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/MSSP Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/DRENCHED and use code DRENCHED and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Wild Wild West.
0:02.0	Chinese girl, man.
0:04.7	Just lead with it.
0:05.8	Just lead with it.
0:08.1	A Chinese girlfriend.
0:11.3	Hey, oh, fuck.
0:12.6	This guy's a genius.
0:13.9	I heard it for three seconds.
0:15.6	I can't forget it.
0:16.5	I know.
0:17.9	Chinese girlfriend.
0:20.1	How sad would you be though, dude?
0:21.6	You're like a maybe 55 year old black dude and you lose your Chinese girlfriend.
0:25.6	That would kill me.
0:27.6	I just feel like more so, and again, you can correct me if I'm wrong, but I feel like, you know,
0:31.6	if I had a Chinese girlfriend, I mean, I married, my family would probably disapprove.
0:34.6	But if I had a Chinese chinese girlfriend my family would be like
0:38.6	kind of sick i might get a couple like you know chinese girlfriend but i feel like in a black
0:42.1	family to have a chinese girlfriend you'd get a mega high five correct me if i'm wrong from the
0:46.2	unks from the oh from the men oh yeah yeah the man would they like you did it right yeah
0:53.6	the man would definitely.
0:56.4	Women, they don't like that, do they?
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