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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 592: Australian Boyfriend with Jen Kirkman

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2019

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Jen Kirkman (Just Keep Livin'? on Netflix, Having Funlessness podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how each of them was shaken (both literally and emotionally) by the recent earthquakes in Southern California, the time Jesse and Jen ran into each other in the real world, and the actress who Jordan thinks could take the place of Nic Cage and Johnny Depp as America's lovable and artistic eccentrics. Jen is going on tour!  Go see her live! And we are wrapping up the Summer Boys of Summer Tour in Los Angeles on July 24th! Special guests Mike Mitchell, Nick Wiger, and Allie Goertz! Plus a special performance by the Story Break podcast! Get your tickets now!! THE FINAL CALLISEUM If you are listening to this show on a boat and you are the captain or first mate, OR if you have had a true sexual experience at a Six Flags, OR if you have met the love of your life (and/or future spouse) on a plane LET US KNOW.  Go to MaximumFun.org/call, email jjgo@maximumfun.org, or call us at 206-984-4FUN.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.7

It's Jordan Jesse go, I'm Jesse Thorne, I'll shook up

0:13.5

Jordan Morris boy detective

0:15.3

Because there was a terrifying and devastating earthquake

0:19.8

Rache a rash of earthquakes

0:21.5

Oh man, I would say about seven too many earthquakes

0:25.8

Sure, so many quakes

0:27.9

You know what I discovered during the terrifying earthquake

0:30.6

I sure picked a good week to start Fabra J egg collecting

0:35.1

Oh boy

0:38.1

I have two collections Fabra J eggs and rickety shelves

0:41.1

I had not been through a major earthquake since 1989 just 30 years ago

0:45.8

But many small and medium sized earthquakes

0:48.6

And I thought I wasn't scared of earthquakes anymore

0:54.2

Like I have a very vivid memory of third grade

0:57.6

When the 1989 San Francisco Santa Cruz Loma Prieta earthquake occurred

1:02.5

I remember and thank you for giving its married name

1:06.3

Yes

1:08.3

Vicente from my class, of course remember Vicente

1:12.7

I don't probably the best wide receiver in turbo football games

1:16.8

Okay

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