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Ep 590: Funny Small Bites 09 - Artie Lange Bert Kreischer

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🗓️ 30 November 2022

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Quick best of clips from Artie Lange, Bert Kreischer, Chris Distefano, Vic Henley, Sherrod Small and Michael Buble.

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0:00.0

Back and forth we can jump through the wormhole anywhere we want to go

0:02.6

I actually don't believe in death. I believe in time travel

0:04.9

It's interesting. Yeah, so that's the jumping off point when you die. Oh, yeah

0:09.2

Well, you die. It's just time travel

0:10.4

I actually believe that you died a number of times you've just time traveled out of that moment

0:14.1

Like I was in a car crossing through McDill in Florida when I was like we were kids

0:17.9

I was probably 21 we were hammered this girl was driving she was younger and she spun out the car spun

0:25.1

Yeah, like

0:26.1

I died the car spun and then right at itself and kept going straight and I was like yeah, that's fucking time travel

0:32.1

Yeah, I died that day and I time traveled out of that moment

0:59.6

I'm going to go to my oldest is like they're supposed to move out of the room and she goes can you just give me one more night with this room right and my wife's my wife's like no

1:06.5

We need to get out of it today. They're demoing it tomorrow and I'm like it's our money. We're paying fucking sure like I go

1:12.3

She goes you go talk to her and I go into a room and George is just like holding it together

1:16.7

I can tell in George is about to cry. She's holding it together holding together and she goes

1:20.7

This is my childhood that sticker I put in the day we moved in and they'll tear it down

1:25.8

And I'll never have that moment again. Oh, she's like I don't want to grow up daddy and then hugs me

1:31.3

And I'm just sitting on her bed holding it in holding it in and then she just looks at me she goes you can cry daddy and I'm fucking

1:40.2

Sobing my wife opens the door to say oh, shut's it

1:46.8

It's you which I mean you're a major guy

1:49.0

Yeah, well, they're not really treating me that's

1:51.8

I used to be I used to be I don't say I'm fucking chair

2:04.5

Do have a good story so I picked up my daughter from school a while while back she at the time

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