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The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Ep. 59—The Rural Auror

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

Arts

4.8787 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Order of the Phoenix is really doing the MOST. This week, Harry makes his worst choice; the Marauders take the bare minimum responsibility; the twins unleash hell; Umbridge fails to drain the swamp; Hagrid pushes the "family is important" theme to its outer limits; Ron does something; and quidditch is presented in its ideal form—offscreen. Plus: Someone write a centaur spinoff, please. This week's chapters: Career Advice & Grawp Next week's chapters: O.W.L.s & Out of the Fire

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0:00.0

Harry has Expelliarmus down, but does he know Excel?

0:05.0

You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Resumetters.

0:11.0

Well, Potter, this meeting is to talk over any career ideas you might have

0:17.0

and to help you decide which subjects you should continue into six and seventh

0:21.7

years. Have you had any thoughts about what you would like to do after you leave Hogwarts?

0:26.4

Well, I thought of maybe being an oral. You'd need top grades for that. It's a difficult

0:33.4

career path, Potter. They only take the best. In fact fact i don't think anybody has been taken on in the

0:39.1

last three years i'm heather price right and i'm alex dallenberg and hello we are still reading

0:50.1

harry potter and the order of the phoenix there are four more episodes of Order left, so we're almost through it.

0:58.9

Well, kind of.

0:59.8

That's still several.

1:01.9

About a month of Phoenix content.

1:04.9

Most of them just stressed out all the time.

1:09.4

This week we are reading the chapters called career advice and grop.

1:14.6

In this podcast, you will hear spoilers and cursing galore.

1:20.1

You will also hear some adult themes, as usual.

1:23.3

This week's adult themes are younger siblings, career fairs, draining the swamp, herd behavior,

1:31.5

and dropping out of school to found a startup.

1:35.4

So, Alex, tell us what happened this week.

1:39.5

In this week's chapters, Harry is feeling super depressed about what he saw in Snape's memories in the Penceive.

1:49.1

He's wishing that he could talk to Sirius in order to put his mind at ease about whether his father was a good person or not.

1:57.6

Ginny notices that something is off with Harry and asks him about it.

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