You're joking, right?

Well, I'm trying to be hopeful.

I'm trying to be optimistic about that.

Well, I guess you're too young to be a little pessimistic like me.

The fucking things I see at there people are stupid.

Stupid.

What's up, Ronnie Bow?

You would think stupid would be sold S-T-O-O-P. Like a stoop. Stupid. Stupid. What's up, Ronnie, Bo? You would think stupid would be spelled S-T-O-O-P. Like a stoop. Stupid. Right, like a stoop as like a staircase. What, right? Isn't that spelled S-T-O-O-O-P? S-T-O-P? Yes, yes. So today I go to lunch with mom and I'm good friends of hours from college and I go to a club

and has these double front doors.

Okay.

And you'd expect, and all these kinds of clubs have these electronic doors, the main doors

of the fucking club and they're double doors so they open up.

So when you walk, approach it, they fucking open up.

So you'd expect that they double doors, like right, they would open up and the whole thing would be open. This one is a middle fucking bar in the middle of the doors. I mean, I guess it has to, right? No, it doesn't. Polo Club doesn't have it. St. Andrews doesn't have it. But fucking Woodfield, the stupid fucking club has this bar in the middle. I'm talking, it's not funny. And I'm talking, and I turn around. It is funny. And I fucking walk right into the fucking, my fucking nose starts bleeding the top of my bridge to my nose. I honestly wish I saw that. Did anyone laugh? No, I think I'm going to sue Woodfield. Are you being serious? For my fight to fuck with this face?

Look at my fucking nose.

You make money from that face. No, look at my fucking nose. Actually from your voice. Look at my nose. It's small. You got a little Owen Wilson-y nose right now. It's a little crooked. I mean, it's not going to be permanent. It's just your nose is a fucking pissed. the manager came and I said you fuck I think I wouldn't have known unless you told me but now I see it it's

I got a little bit of a think, I wouldn't have known unless you've told me,

but now I see it.

I got a little headache,

but I'm aggravated. The design, who to, that's like a movie. Okay, we have double doors here. Look, is there anything in the middle? Right, but those doors are not as big as I would feel. But you don't say the point of fucking double doors?

Otherwise,

or just be a door.

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