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Cut & Retie

Ep. 59 - Dark House Of Hamburger Helper

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5649 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

This week, decoy carver and ice spearing zealot Ryan Ebert almost experiences death by sturgeon, we catch giant pike with golf balls and horror movie memorabilia, piss mom off by leaving walleyes in the sink, and forget our anchor while pursuing deep beasts.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Innovation is core to Old Town. They strive to enhance your kayak fishing experience by harnessing modern technology, and that drive has led to the new Sportsman Bigwater EPDL Plus 132.

0:13.0

The EPDL Plus is the first seamless battery powered pedal kayak on the market, allowing you to easily switch between manual pedaling, five-speed power-assisted

0:22.6

pedaling, and fully motorized cruise control. I couldn't be more pumped about it because this

0:28.1

functionality means I can go longer and farther for stripers in river and tidal current and explore

0:34.3

distant snake headwaters that were a little daunting to reach with pedal power alone.

0:39.6

To learn more about the revolutionary Bigwater EPDL Plus 132,

0:44.7

head on over to Oldtown Canoe.com forward slash cut and retie.

0:58.4

Cheeseburger Casserl? Is that a win, loss? You could criticize me. It's okay. I would have probably went with like chili or like steak and mashed potatoes. All right. I was thinking hamburger

1:03.8

helper too, but I didn't know. Like did you, did you, did you grow up on hamburger helper? Oh yeah.

1:08.2

I put my whole shoulder down in the water and like ran it under its belly and got up to its mouth and grabbed it.

1:13.8

It tried to dive again, and I felt my knees going in.

1:16.1

I'm like, oh, I'm going to go for a swim with his.

1:17.7

Oh, my God, dude.

1:18.5

Wow.

1:19.7

Then you come home, drop your crap everywhere, and your father sits right down in his chair with a beer.

1:31.0

Come on, man, cut and retry that.

1:33.4

You know that's never going to work.

1:36.4

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people whose foyers are also getting clogged up with more and more Amazon packages every day. Tis Amazon season.

1:46.2

And welcome to Cut and Retie, the fishing podcast that rolls its eyes every time. It sees a

1:50.0

Christmas tree on the roof of a Subaru forester prior to December 1st. I'm Joe Sirmeli. Happy Friday,

1:57.1

everyone. And that was a very true statement. Okay, like this weekend is our annual

2:02.2

tree buying weekend in the Sirmelli family. We do this around my wife's birthday, which is December

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