Ep 59: Bulbous Salutations

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2015

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Matt Braunger, Brandie Posey, Carrie Quinlan and David Quantick join host, Dave Holmes to talk about slutty Halloween costumes and simian selfies. Plus #BaeOfPigs, #PizzaRat and #LammilyMenstruation. Links: Matt Braunger wants to plug his new special Big Dumb Animal which is out now on Netflix, his own podcast Ding-Donger with Matt Braunger and the Ding-Donger live tour. Matt recommends the music of Open Mike Eagle. Brandie Posey wants to plug the New Album she's about to release, her podcast Lady to Lady and the live show she tours Picture this. Brandie recommends the music of The Melbourne Ska Orchestra. Carrie Quinlan wants to plug the sketch show she's about to tour, John Finnemore's Souvenir Cabin and recommends "the Australian Orange is the New Black" Wentworth which is currently on Netflix. David Quantick didn't want to plug anything except the fact that he just won an Emmy, but you can also find his books on Amazon. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Sarah Morgan and Asterios Kokkinos, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePost in London, produced by Jennifer Marmor and Colin Anderson.

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits U.S. and U.K.
0:05.8	against each other in a pop culture battle royale. And I have to tell you, today, I'm feeling fantastic. For once, I am more ashamed of the U.K. than I am of the U.S.
0:15.6	Prime Minister David Cameron put his dick in a pig face. You are welcome.
0:20.7	Donald Trump could try all day long long and he couldn't top that.
0:24.2	Congratulations, UK.
0:25.3	You're the most embarrassing country in the world.
0:27.5	At last, at last it's been very happy.
0:30.8	You did it.
0:32.2	You passed us.
0:32.7	Why would Donald Trump do that?
0:33.9	He has a pig's face.
0:36.1	He actually is a pig.
0:37.2	You're absolutely right. I bet he wishes he could stick his dick in his pig's face. He actually is a pig. You're absolutely right.
0:38.1	I bet he, yeah, he wishes he could stick his dick in his pig's face.
0:42.0	He does whatever he wants.
0:43.5	He has a collection of pig's faces for dick sticking in.
0:46.4	That's nice.
0:47.9	And there is one on his actual head.
0:50.4	Folks, you're listening to International Waters.
1:17.2	Why now? Folks, you're listening to International Waters. Playing for the country that says it's pronounced London Fashion Week, not London Fashion Week.
1:21.7	He's a comedy writer fresh off of an Emmy win for Veep, David Quantick.
1:22.2	Hello.
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