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embarked on a 15-day quest to slow the spread. Those were our marching orders, except

they weren't really marching orders because we were marching. We were sitting in our homes

hiding under our beds. But they said, the main thing is just to stay home, social distance,

oh, and whatever you do, don't wear a mask. You idiots. And then 15 days passed and

the orders changed. Nevermind. They said, we'll have to stay locked down until Easter.

Then Easter came and went and they said, nevermind, let's keep this going for another month.

We're having fun. Why not? Then another month passed and they said, nevermind, actually,

we meant two months. Oh, and by the way, I know we yelled at you earlier, not to wear a mask.

But now we've decided that you have to. And if you don't, you're a murderer and not

welcome in polite society. And then three months came and went and still the country was

under various different restrictions and mask mandates. We started hearing that. In fact,

we might have to wait until a vaccine arrives before we can fully get back to our lives and

carry on like normal human beings again in a functioning society. Some of the most optimistic

and maybe naive among us may have thought that, okay, well, until there's a vaccine,

that has to be the last goal post shift. The last wait, nevermind. It's got to be the

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