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Some of you men out there are probably asking yourself, how can I be a good male feminist?

Some of you men are probably asking yourself, how can I find a woman who will stick a lit

cigarette into my private parts while whipping me with barbed wire? There's just no accounting

for people's tastes. But for those of you men who want to be better feminists, for some

reason, here are a couple of handy tips. If you want to be a good male feminist, remember,

always listen to women when they're blaming you for something. This will save you from

ever having to do anything else, but listen to women, blaming you for something. If you

want to be a good male feminist, never accuse women of being irrational and hysterical,

but instead just stand quietly while they scream nonsense at you and then do whatever

they tell you. If you want to be a good male feminist, never tell a woman she shouldn't

get drunk with a bunch of men at a college party. That's blaming the victim for the gang

rape that's going to occur while she's blacked out. If you want to be a good male feminist,

always encourage a woman to lean into her professional ambitions until you make absolutely

sure she's miserable and is wasted her best years doing something she secretly doesn't

care about and hates you for it. If you want to be a good male feminist, you should be

sure to ask a woman for consent to every step of every sexual act until your insistent

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