Ep. 581: "The Velocities of Youth"

Roderick on the Line

Merlin Mann

Self-help, Merlinmann, Thelongwinters, Johnroderick, Roderick, Winters, Long, The, Philosophy, Society & Culture, John, Merlin, Mann

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

The Problem: Merlin doesn’t know how to make a bird horny.

(Recorded on Monday, May 26, 2025.)

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:06.4	Uh, hi, John.
0:08.8	Hi, Merlin.
0:10.1	Oh, no.
0:11.5	Wee.
0:12.2	Ah, I was unprepared.
0:13.5	Hello.
0:14.4	Oh, you weren't ready for once.
0:17.3	Well, it's...
0:18.3	Always me.
0:19.3	No, I was, I mean, I wasn't ready.
0:23.0	I mean, you were ready, but were you ready?
0:25.0	Are you really ready for this?
0:27.1	Are you ready for this?
0:28.1	Man, I'm gonna let you look good on this one, but I don't like it.
0:33.0	Oh, no.
0:34.2	Well, I'm gonna let you look good.
0:35.5	We're starting late, which is fine because we agreed to that.
0:38.3	But then we started late on top of starting late.
0:40.3	And I was distracted briefly because I was seeing when the new mount for my bird feeder would arrive.
0:49.3	Oh.
0:50.3	Tweet, tweet.
	...

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