Ep 58: Time & Punishment
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2013
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Captain Baxter's mind is destroyed after a *long* stay in an Algorian prison, the crew tries to pick up the pieces.
Improvised June 24, 2012 from a suggestion via facebook. But we don't know your name. Let us know who you are!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Improvised Star Trek fans. Before we get to this week's episode, we have an exciting |
| 0:06.7 | announcement to make, and that is that in two weeks' time, on February 17th, we will be doing a live |
| 0:12.2 | podcast. We will be streaming the podcast out as we're recording it. So you'll get to tune in |
| 0:18.3 | and listen to us, record the podcast live. That's on February 17th. |
| 0:22.2 | We will be in touch with exact times and you stream details for you to tune in. We'll also have a |
| 0:28.4 | chat room that you can join in and comment on the show as it's going on. It's going to be a lot of fun. |
| 0:33.4 | We think it's going to be a great way for those of you who can't join us into Chicago to witness what it's like to be at a live improvised Star Trek show. |
| 0:44.0 | And speaking of which, we have another live improvised Star Trek show on the stage at I.O. Theater on February 22nd. |
| 0:51.3 | That's going to be a ton of fun and we're going to have a trivia contest |
| 0:54.7 | and other such things for you to join us to see us perform on stage another live show |
| 1:03.2 | of the improvised Star Trek. And now this week's episode. |
| 1:10.4 | Music The U.S. The rule of the U., Sis, this. |
| 1:29.3 | Oh, God. |
| 1:30.3 | For your crimes against our planet's people, we sentence you to one day hard labor. |
| 1:38.3 | In our time-accelerant mental prison. |
| 1:42.3 | In your what? |
| 1:43.3 | Time-excel accelerant mental prison. |
| 1:45.5 | Mental prison? Yes. |
| 1:47.5 | So time goes faster? |
| 1:49.5 | Yeah, that sounds alright. So the one day is just gonna go by super quickly? |
| 1:53.0 | Oh yeah, we're getting off easy guys. This is gonna be a total walk. |
| 1:56.5 | We should probably commit some more crimes against the society. |
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