Ep. 575: False Grandma with Riley Silverman

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2019

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Riley Silverman (Troubled Waters, SYFY Fangrrls) joins Jordan and Jesse for our first MaxFunDrive episode of 2019! They get into Jordan's most recent attempt to retain his status as a fun guy, the bloodsport that is shopping at the Super King grocery store in Jesse's neighborhood, and whether or not the drug rug demographic is enough to best the people who own fezes. Plus, we unveil the amazing Jordan, Jesse, Go! pin that you can get during the Max Fun Drive and all the other cool stuff up for grabs this year. Go to MaximumFun.org/Donate right now to support the show! And let us know if you've ever worn bowling shoes in your every day life -- 206-984-4FUN or jjgo@maximumfun.org!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.5	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorn, aka Lil Dumplin
0:16.8	Jordan Morris sobered up in time for the podcast
0:20.4	Yeah, I know we're talking, Jordan
0:22.9	We're both here having fun, of course
0:25.2	Who's having more fun than us? No one
0:28.0	Well, maybe Chrissy Teaket and John Legend
0:31.6	They always seem like they're having fun, don't they?
0:33.8	I feel like all they really have to do to have a great time is disrobe and go to town
0:42.7	Sure
0:43.9	Like if you're them, sure
0:45.9	Come on, what could be, I mean I know like at their age
0:50.5	You know, it's just probably a once a day thing
0:53.3	Oh yeah
0:54.4	You know, I mean they're busy and it's hard to find the time to disrobe and go to town
0:58.7	Well, they have assistance, oh that's true
1:01.5	So maybe what they do it once a day and then their assistance to it once a day
1:07.3	Do you think that like, so it's just to kind of to keep things interesting
1:11.6	It's a kind of a combination of disrobing and going to town
1:14.8	And then getting Disney passes and getting really into collecting the pins
1:19.8	Oh god yeah
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