Hello friend, Stu Berger here, America's only conservative vegetarian.

That's right.

Now let's talk a little bit about Beyond Meat.

Literally everybody sent me a story this week about Beyond Meat, everybody I know.

And I like Beyond Meat products.

You know, it helps me fit in a little bit, even though I obviously clearly don't.

And they are a company that says they want to help end animal production abuse for good.

And that's fine, you do you.

That's good to have a company mission.

But you know what the company doesn't promise to help end?

Cannibalism.

Doug Ramsey, the COO of Beyond Meat, was arrested this weekend under suspicion of biting

a man's nose near Razorback Stadium following Arkansas's defeat of Missouri State.

He's also been suspended from his position at the company.

Now, apparently there is video of this incident, which I will show you right now.

Still, could be worse, my nose could be cushing blood.

That was dark, man.

That was Batman Returns.

It wasn't actually footage, but what a dark movie.

Something actually darker that Danny DeBito has done, then it's always sunny in Philadelphia,

which is saying something.

On the other hand, I will say Michelle Fyfer and Leather.

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