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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 572: I'm Doing My Best with Matt Braunger

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Matt Braunger (Finally Live in Portland) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Matt's character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the possible sexual darkness during the active years of the Beatles, and the results of the poll from last week pitting Jeopardy contestants against people named Dabney. Plus, Matt has new comedy special which he recorded in a former porn theater in his hometown of Portland, OR -- Finally Live in Portland. Action Item: if your name is Bronson, let us know! Give us a call at 206-984-4FUN or email us at jjgo@maximumfun.org!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.2

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.6

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorn full of curry

0:14.4

Jordan Morris, nah not

0:17.8

Jordan, he should win!

0:19.2

Wee!

0:20.2

About a year

0:21.3

Fuck man, about a year

0:22.3

I wish you would have told me about this

0:23.6

Oh, I like to be on the same level as you, I like to bring the same energy

0:26.8

Yeah, get on my level, homie

0:28.7

I ask you before every podcast

0:32.7

I ask you to do me the service

0:35.0

Right, of telling me what you had for dinner

0:37.3

Uh-huh

0:38.3

How much sleep you got the night before

0:40.3

And if you have jacked off

0:42.6

Because I want to come in with the same energy

0:46.6

You want to come with the same com

0:48.3

Right, the same amount of com

0:50.3

Right

0:50.8

This is really changed as a podcast

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