Ep 570 - The Alabama Slamma

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go to Optimum Noctis TUESDAY! August 5th ATX Creek and Cave @ https://www.creekandcave.com/events/optimumnoctis Good morning everybody. Hope you all had a great week. Fambly ep this week. TGIF. We talk the Cincinatti beatdown, Alabama Slamma, a recent controversy involving our dear friend, and so much more. Please enjoy. God Bless. This video is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/MSSP Get DUDE Wipes at Amazon and retailers nationwide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Wild Wild West.
0:01.9	You think I should take the sworn in as deputy for the dead? Yeah. Why wouldn't you? That's crazy. As soon as I get sworn in, I'm going to discharge my firearm. You have to. Straight into America. End up in jail? That'd be sick if you start off a fucking sentence. They'd have to, the cops would have to defend me. Yeah, they'd be picked up by their illegal. They would go, dude. Don't wait.
0:00.3	We got you.
0:00.8	Yeah, we got you.
0:01.0	Shit happens all the fucking time.
0:03.5	I just hope, don't worry, we got you.
0:21.7	Yeah, we got you.
0:21.9	It should happen to all the fucking time.
0:24.3	I just hope you don't get stabbed in jail.
0:17.5	Yeah. I'd have to commit a heinous crime. I'd have to go on the inside with you. I can't, yeah, I can't let you in there alone. Yeah, you wouldn't. I can't. I know you wouldn't let me in there alone.
0:18.6	I would.
0:18.9	I'd have to,
0:19.3	I'd go,
0:20.1	I'd have to like punch a lady or something.
0:22.4	If you have to do it.
0:23.5	Fast track.
0:24.1	I don't want to wait out of trial.
0:25.3	Yeah,
0:25.5	exactly.
0:25.8	You got to do it. You wouldn't let me in there alone. I would. I'd have to, I'd go, I'd have to, like, punch a lady or something.
0:39.1	If you have to do it. Fast track.
0:39.8	I don't want to wait out a trial.
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