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Ep. 57 - They took us out drinking. It didn't go well. (ft. Cold Ones)

The Yard

The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2022

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

This week, we are joined by Chad & Max from Cold Ones! The boys cover the origins of Cold Ones, a night out to a sketchy karaoke bar, and mang0 getting kicked out of bars.

Transcript

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0:00.0

He's a good boy he's he's he's he's he's he's he's the best boy. You know how there's best girl. Yeah, Archie is best girl girl girl

0:22.6

He's already right well for one best boy. It's already a thing. He's best boy. Archie's our best boy

0:28.2

But not in the film, but they're present. He's just a good boy. It was crazy. We got to have our editors fight each other who in an editor battle

0:35.4

Yeah, I might come to one half in the other and see who wins. Yeah

0:38.4

Oh, you're right editing a video or like best match. I'm not sure it's like there's there's this idea that like it's an

0:44.9

Editor fight and they use their skills, but it like hurts them. Maybe they're hooked up to electrodes

0:49.5

Well, President has like four feet on Archie

0:52.9

Potentially. Yeah, but he can't hurt anything physically like in his he can't I don't think he finds like a he fights like Voldo from Soulcalibur

1:01.8

He kind of moves around like this

1:07.0

You could you could replicate replicate that coding the coding fight scene from social network, but with our two editors

1:12.9

Yeah, and it's just footage of me and my butthole getting wax

1:17.0

You guys see that

1:19.9

Recently where he got his full body waxed on while podcasting. I mean your hair's all over my legs. Yeah, like fully nude on the table

1:26.3

Yeah, what's the what's the camera angle for that? Oh, it's

1:30.2

I love it you asked

1:33.4

Archie saw God when he had a podcast or a poor fucking editor and producer who had to sit through looking through his eye

1:40.0

I just are on so early your ass all once. Well, Jan had to stare into my asshole like it was a

1:46.1

Yeah, that guy looks

1:48.1

There's like looking at someone's assholes one thing, but pulling a strip of pure wax out of someone's asshole and then dangling it like fucking fruit

1:56.9

Is I think our patrons see Chad's asshole once a post

2:03.2

We really yeah, we got it's done. Yeah, there's a little lot of stuff thing off like an acid on TV

2:08.9

Ad where it's like a camera on a stick you put underneath

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