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Cut & Retie

Ep. 57 - The Most Buttery Wood Chipper

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5649 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

This week, Captain Zach “Hammer” Miller hunts muskies in a patriotic homeless camp, we score wild browns despite a lack of cozy sweaters, open the door to the cold truths about fatherhood, and threaten a Facebook cheapskate with serious power tools.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Innovation is core to Old Town. They strive to enhance your kayak fishing experience by harnessing modern technology, and that drive has led to the new Sportsman Bigwater EPDL Plus 132.

0:13.0

The EPDL Plus is the first seamless battery powered pedal kayak on the market, allowing you to easily switch between manual pedaling, five-speed power-assisted

0:22.6

pedaling, and fully motorized cruise control. I couldn't be more pumped about it because this

0:28.1

functionality means I can go longer and farther for stripers in river and tidal current and explore

0:34.3

distant snake headwaters that were a little daunting to reach with pedal power alone.

0:39.6

To learn more about the revolutionary Bigwater EPDL Plus 132,

0:44.7

head on over to Oldtown Canoe.com forward slash cut and retie.

0:57.6

And you are like, well, what else is in there?

0:59.3

I was like, muskies.

1:01.5

And you're like, that you can, like, catch?

1:02.7

I'm like, not me.

1:03.9

Not that I can catch.

1:04.8

We found that out, yes.

1:09.6

If I open my window in Florida, I might get attacked by like an Osprey or something shit, you know, like,

1:11.1

or our massive, yeah, crackhead.

1:13.3

Yeah.

1:13.6

Like, you don't know.

1:14.6

Like, it's just like, you can't open a window?

1:17.0

Like, are you crazy?

1:17.9

Like, you can't do stuff like that.

1:20.6

I'm like, I will find the next wood chipper I see on the street and feed this rod into it

1:26.2

and send the fucking video right to you.

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