Ep. 57 - Heroes of Moat and Magic

Dungeons and Daddies

Improv, Games, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The dads and Glenn leave their castle and run into some trouble.

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0:00.0	Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups.
0:04.6	Content warnings can be found in the episode description.
0:08.4	Why are you doing this, Jody?
0:10.1	Glenn, my programming directive is to become the dad of Nick Close.
0:14.3	But I am the dad of Nick Close.
0:16.4	I request elaboration.
0:18.1	You are familiar with the thought experiment the dad of Nicholas in the field of identity for the physics?
0:22.9	Naturally.
0:23.7	Nicholas is the son of Jody Foster, a demon sent back in time and across dimensions to
0:29.1	become Nicholas's dad.
0:30.8	I am Jody Foster.
0:32.4	Nicholas is the fruit of my nut.
0:34.5	Therefore, I am the dad of Nicholas.
0:36.6	When Nicholas existed before you became his dad,
0:39.6	he is the fruit of my nut.
0:41.9	Therefore, I am the dad of Nicholas.
0:44.4	Both are the real dad.
0:46.2	Neither are the real dad.
0:47.9	Except for me, I am his real dad.
0:50.6	No, I am his real dad.
0:52.2	He came from my nut.
0:53.6	He came from my nut.
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