Ep. 57—All the Quibbles Fit to Print

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 787 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Hot off the wizard presses, it's a Quibbler within a Quibbler! This week, Cho should have picked Roger Davies; Rita Skeeter explains the media business; Hermione goes rogue; we realize wizards don't take art classes; Trelawney has a sherry problem; and Dumbledore makes his best hire. Plus: Seriously, is Ron Weasley even in this book?! This week's chapters: The Beetle at Bay & Seen and Unforeseen Next week's chapters: The Centaur and the Sneak & Snape's Worst Memory

Transcript

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0:00.0	When news breaks, Rita Skeeter fixes it.
0:06.0	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for freelancers.
0:12.6	All right, let's say for a moment I'll do it.
0:15.4	What kind of fee am I going to get?
0:17.5	I don't think Daddy exactly pays people to write for the magazine. They do it because
0:22.9	it's an honor and of course
0:24.8	to see their names in print.
0:27.5	Rita Skeeter looked as though
0:28.7	the taste of stink sap was strong in her
0:30.9	mouth again as she rounded on Hermione.
0:33.4	I'm supposed to do this
0:35.0	for free.
0:39.3	I'm Heather Pricewright. And I'm supposed to do this for free. I'm Heather Pricewright.
0:40.8	And I'm Alex Dallenberg.
0:42.9	And welcome once again to the Quibbler, where we continue to be reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix forever and ever.
0:52.1	This one, if anything, is even longer than Goblet of Fire, but it is less stupid.
0:59.4	This week we are reading the chapters, The Beetle at Bay, and seen and unforeseen.
1:06.7	You will hear spoilers, though not for Infinity War, just for Harry Potter, because we haven't seen Infinity War.
1:14.0	Although we did.
1:14.7	Are we going to?
1:16.0	Also, we both read the Wikipedia page, so don't add us.
1:22.2	And there will also be cursing.
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