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Real Time with Bill Maher

Ep. #568: Neil deGrasse Tyson, Rachel Bitecofer, Rob Reiner

Real Time with Bill Maher

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4.115.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Bill’s guests are Neil deGrasse Tyson, Rachel Bitecofer, and Rob Reiner. (Originally aired 6/11/21) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast, from the HBO late night series, real time with Bill Maugh.

0:30.0

Thank you. Thank you folks. Okay. Still just finishing early, okay. Thank you. I appreciate

0:44.0

it. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you very much. Okay.

0:51.0

Lot, way lots to get to today. Joe Biden first trip overseas. He is at this hour in England. He is embarked on his sorry about the last guy tour.

1:05.0

He's going to meet with the G7 people. He led the DC this, he led to the airport in a cicada.

1:13.0

He landed on him and I can't even keep cueing on thinks this is very significant. No, seriously. Because you know they're all about the letter Q and it's the 17th letter of the alphabet.

1:29.0

The cicadas come out every 17 years and it landed on Biden. So the cicadas put out a statement today. They said could you not drag us into this bullshit? Please.

1:50.0

We're just cicadas. But Sunday Biden is going to go to Windsor Castle to meet with the Queen, the newly widowed queen. He was going to express his condolences for her losing Prince Philip and she's going to express her condolences for Joe losing Joe mansion.

2:12.0

This Joe mansion boy. Have you been reading about him? For a Democrat, he is the most powerful Republican in the Senate. I tell you this guy. He has blocked every big thing that the Democrats want to do.

2:27.0

The voting rights legislation, the January 6th commission, even infrastructure. That's fucking dead now. They talk broke down. They said because of I love this irreconcilable differences.

2:41.0

Which sounds to me like a marriage or a divorce, which is appropriate considering next year they may get the house.

2:57.0

But Democrats did win one this week. The keystone pipeline. You're familiar? That's dead now. And you seem excited about that. No, no.

3:10.0

Yeah, it's probably not good, but don't be too happy because shutting it down will cost thousands of jobs, mostly of hackers in Moscow who are going to ransom it for Bitcoin.

3:27.0

Anyway, we found out this week that we didn't find out. We've known this, but it's worse than ever. Billionaires. And I'm talking about the top of the top of the, the richest of the bridge. Don't panic taxes.

3:39.0

And this is the kind of stuff that really pisses people off. Jeff Bezos this morning was walking down his driveway and he found out somebody keyed his rocket.

3:50.0

Yeah, he's got a rocket company. I mean, you got it. If you got that kind of money, you got to have a rocket company. He's got one musk. His name is Blue Origin.

4:05.0

And it's going to make its first manned manned first space flight next month. This is their maiden voyage. And Jeff Bezos is going to be on the rocket.

4:17.0

I'm telling you, wouldn't you, if you had that kind of money, let someone else in the company go up first?

4:24.0

You know what? And Bob in the warehouse, I just wanted to ride in space. You didn't work. I'll go up next.

4:37.0

But I know what's going to happen now. Amazon is going to completely take over space and they're going to put all the mom and pop astronauts out of business.

4:48.0

But we got problems here on earth. And you see a park, Kamala, Biden dumped the border problem in her lap.

4:57.0

So she was getting tested with reporters this week because they're like, you're not fixing the border crisis. Well, a little perspective, Mike Pence, his biggest accomplishment was not being hung by his own people.

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