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Slack.com slash DHQ. Journalists are afraid that Donald Trump is a danger to free speech

and feel that anyone who disagrees should be banned from social media. Alexandria

Googleized Cortez is afraid that Donald Trump is a danger to free speech and her rallies

are now off limits to journalists who are afraid that Donald Trump is a danger to free

speech. Late-night comedians are afraid Donald Trump is a danger to diversity, so every

single one of them is making jokes about Donald Trump because they all believe the same

thing. None of the comedians is making jokes about Googleized Cortez, who is banned journalists

who are afraid Donald Trump is a danger to free speech while conservatives are being

banned from social media by leftists who are not a danger to free speech because they're

banning the speech of conservatives who are a danger to free speech because they are banning

the speech of no one. And Tifa is against fascists, so they are wearing masks and beating

people up who disagree with them because people who disagree with them are fascists who

journalists feel are a danger to free speech because they aren't beating anyone up but

are being banned from social media because they are a danger to the free speech of journalists

who are united and being in favor of diversity because they all believe the same thing, which

is that Donald Trump is a danger to free speech because he is criticizing journalists which

journalists feel is a danger to free speech because it's free speech.

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