We have horrific breaking news today out of Florida where a massive radiation leak has resulted in a local man being burned nearly beyond recognition.

No guys, my production staff has made a mistake. That's not a radiation victim. That's Florida, gubernatorial candidate Charlie Christ.

That's just the way he looks.

Sorry, moving on, a controversy has arisen regarding a well-known public figure using blackface. Again, how does this happen in 2022? It's just an amy...

No guys, no, that's just Charlie Christ again.

No, come on, this is not funny. Come on.

All right, Stuart as America, and Stuart as America can exclusively report that President Joe Biden has been engaged in an interracial affair behind the first lady's back.

Here's the proof obtained by a photographer. No, it's just... it's just Biden and Charlie Christ guys. I don't know why you're not picking this up.

Anyway, we'll have more on this self-aware strip of human shoelether in just a minute. Stay tuned and stay out of the sun.

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Jason Whitlock is going to join us today with the latest on a story he has been covering better than anyone else in the country. If you don't know what you're really going to hear this segment.

So, aliens may be coming. Will they save us from Joe Biden? Maybe our only hope. But we start by doing the GOP's midterm challenge. Let's get into... start off here before we get into the Senate with some of the primaries going on today.

We have Florida and New York in Florida, as we mentioned, Charlie Christ. Again, is running. This man does nothing but run for office. That's it.

New poll is showing him going to win today in the Democratic primary. The new poll says 59 to 30 over agriculture commissioner freed.

Now, freed, Nikki Fried is kind of like an up and coming Democrat, very much on the AOC wing of the party. And it's an interesting thing here as you see, Christ, who's obviously terrible.

He's obviously terrible just smoking the progressive candidate who is the option here. This says a lot about what the Democrats think is possible against Ron DeSantis.

And also what the future of the progressive wing is in Florida in particular, which seems to be inching more and more red as we go.

By the way, if you don't know who Charlie Christ is, neither does he.

When I was in Florida, he was a governor and he was a Republican. From 1993 to 2010, he was a Republican. Then he wanted to win a race. I think it was against Marco Rubio, if I remember right.

And he switched over to an independent. And then, two years later, switched over to a Democrat, which is now what he is. He's running again for office. I think this is the second time he's run as a Democrat.

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