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I want to start the show tonight with huge breaking news after flirting with it for the past two years, Joe Biden has finally, actually, tangibly, provably...

Oh wow.

You guys... You guys remember? I can't even believe you remembered. Thank you so much. Wow, this is incredible. I'm sorry to interrupt the breaking news, but it is a big day for me and the entire show here. Thank you so much. Yes, it's true. It's true. This weekend is my anniversary. It's been a whole freaking year since I put in the order for my car.

Everybody, we lasted a whole year. I wanted to give them a lot of money for something that rolls on four wheels and it's been a whole year now. You know, this is such a big moment for me. You'll have to excuse the tears of joy. The tears of joy that might be falling out of my eyeballs.

It's just an emotional time. You know, what a journey it's been. It's just that this car order and I have been through so much together. I'm actually considering getting the order number tattooed on my left butt cheek. We'll see how that goes.

But that's what the car itself, wherever it may be, if it exists at all. I haven't had a single problem with it. It hasn't cost me a penny and it still has extremely low mileage. That mileage being, of course, zero, because I haven't driven it.

Also, I've never seen it. So here's to a beautiful year. Year, year, year. Oh, year. Without my new car. I'd like to thank the crew for their thoughtfulness and I'd like to thank Joseph, Robinette, Biden, Jr. for all of his assistance and dragging this out as long as humanly possible.

Thank you, Jolten Joe, Biden. And as I'm sitting here in a puddle of emotion and chocolate sauce, I just want to make sure that you know I've realized a wonderful thing. By the time I actually get this car, it's going to be a certified classic. Fantastic.

Oh, and before you go, let me show you the cake. I think you'll like it. It looks really nice.

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Alibeth Sucki is going to be here today with a terrifying story out of Boston that you need to know about. CNN has an interesting take on gas prices. And by interesting, I mean stupid. But we start by doing Biden's bull chips.

Yes, we have a very pun friendly crew here. And we've used the term bull chips described the this model today. Why?

Because we want to talk a little bit about the chips act. Now, you might think to yourself, isn't that the least of our worries? Like, isn't that the 75th worst bill that they passed over the past couple of years?

You could make that argument. I would say it's a really big piece of corporate giveaway, which I'm not a big fan of. But of course, it's a bunch of money we don't have.

But of course, it's not going to work the way intended, but there's more to it than that. You can't just let blatant lies just drift away into the ether. This is an important concept.

Now, you should probably learn in this country. The left has a strategy, which is to overwhelm us with so many blatant lies that we just stop even listening to them and stop even really checking them.

There's no more work to do on this front. We just sit back and let them all fly and they just kind of pass by us. But I don't think we should approach things that way.

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