Ep. 557: Season Of The Witch

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7 Jackie's beltin' to MJ and Holden the totally not dated Destiny Child's song "Bug a Boo" that's been stuck in their head, Holden went with networks own editor Rob and the coulrophobia riddled Jake Young (WizBru and THE FLOOR) to see blood drenched evil demon clown led Terrifier 3, and Jackie's trying out some Fidget Puddy, aka SLIME! Jackie's true Halloween nightmare came to life with MISSING HOT DOGS at Costco and Knott's Scary Farms. Timothée Chalamet lookalike competition in Washington Square Park and attracts more than just admirers and it's THE POLICE, as well as possibly births an upcoming Jeremy Allen White lookalike competition, and a comment from MJ which leads to some Rat Boy vs Weasel Man discourse. Tom FishFucker Cruise is trending and THEY'RE TRYING TO ERASE PAGE 7 FROM BEING THE TRUE WHISTLEBLOWERS!! Jackie's chompin' at the wishbone for that Turkey Time as November approaches, Mariah Carey gets told NOT YET in her get out and vote promo, Stevie Nicks gave an amazing interview to Rolling Stone in which she told Katy Perry to STAY OFF THE INTERNET while giving Chappell Roan a warning to not burn themselves out early due that INSANE schedule. Speaking of Chappell, they called out that photographer AGAIN, this time at Olivia Rodrigo's movie premiere, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Are Vin Diesel and The Rock Secret Agents (But NOT Lovers)?!?! On The List - Celebrities who say they've lived in real haunted houses and it's got MJ asking some questions, Blindz and MOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Man, I was sending an email to our amazing engineer April.
0:12.6	Hi April, I love you.
0:13.9	And I was apologizing, of course I was.
0:16.4	It was a professional email, of course she was apologizing for something.
0:19.3	And I was like, sorry for being a bugaboo.
0:21.3	And of course I linked to the classic Destiny's Child song
0:24.7	Bugaboo. But then in listening to it not only has it been stuck in my head but it is so
0:29.5	dated you make me want to throw my pager out the window tell MCI to cut the phone poles
0:35.5	brick my lease so I can move because you're a bugaboo a bugaboo I want to put your
0:41.0	number on the call block have a well make my email stop
0:44.7	because you're bugaboo you're buggin who you're buggin me
0:47.7	and don't you see an a-ol-a-ol-w-w-w-wah and you used to make me feel that is the
0:51.9	a-o-l well the MCI to cut the phone poles I forgot but
0:57.9	also I also forgot how cool it made me feel when I would sing that you're
1:04.7	bugging what you're bugging me and don't you see it ain't cool and I thought like I was
1:09.2	Beyoncé when I was listening to the CD. So welcome to page 7 guys.
1:14.0	Yeah, I'm Jack Onse over here and Jack Onse,
1:18.0	I don't know.
1:19.0	Jack on say kind of scares me.
1:22.0	Yeah, that's like a Jackie Sayy. Yeah, it sounds like a sayons. It's very
1:25.9	culty. I'm scared of your fans already, you know, I'm gonna... A Jackie sayons.
1:31.9	I'm gonna put an away message on my AOL and just block it out I'm just
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