Ep. 555: The MomTok Project

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7 Holden wants to watch an ape give cunnilingus to another ape (who doesn't tbh), Jackie's feelin' herself to Ashnikko, and thankfully her fam is doin' fine but still without power due to ole Milton, MJ's got the lip reader transcript of Nicole Kidman and Salma Hayek's incredibly awkward encounter at a Balenciaga! show, once again there is Chappell Roan banter about pressures of fame as well as her TikTok's from this past weekend, Olivia Rodrigo got to meet Pesto the penguin so please send it to Holden and he'll tell you her falling in that pit was karma for meeting such a wretched beast, MJ GOT HIS ORVILLE PECK TICKETS! Jessica Chastain publicly tweeted out about her refund not being enough for her TV not working on her Jetblue flight and people on Twitter got maaaaaad (at Jessica ofc), Raw Dawgin' flights is the new trend no one asked for, but lets hope it leads to some personal self reflection, Mariah Carey REFUSES to be seen under overhead lighting, but that's not stopping her from getting the 30th anniversary of 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' ready to drop like a nuclear weapon, Jackie Stewart's slinging turkey tips even tho IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET, JACKIE, Burger King introduces A BIG SLOPPY DIP CUP of Hidden Valley Ranch, finally a ranch cup fit for a WHOPPER...Over in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Was Secret Lives of Mormon Wives a PSY OP and an ad from BIG SODA TO KEEP US IN THEIR SUGARY CLUTCHES!?!? A List of unbelieve facts about pop music and the weirdos that make it, Holden comes in at the last moment with info on the new T Swift Era Tours Book to much roasting, the Blindz and even MOOOOOORE Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	You know I don't usually start page 7 with the word kind of lingus right up top but I'm not going to lie to you
0:14.3	the Ash Nico song is just stuck in my head. Me and your girlfriend playing dress up at my house
0:21.5	I gave your girlfriend Colonel Lingus on my couch. She's cute.
0:27.3	Kauai and Di boobies that excite me. I think she really likes me as politely can a hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
0:37.6	gonna have a slumber body
0:40.4	is that Dakota or no I'm a I'm being Tonka right now.
0:45.0	And if I were being Tonka, I think that maybe you would be a little bit nicer to me
0:50.0	after everything Tonka went through.
0:52.0	Man, if I got to see Tanka giving a little Lingy,
0:55.0	the chimp crazy, I would be pretty thrilled.
0:58.0	Wait a second.
0:59.0	To another chip.
1:00.0	Yes, to another chimp, what do you talk?
1:02.0	I don't want to watch Tonka giving Lingi
1:05.1	to any other chips.
1:06.1	Come on just a little bit of Lingi.
1:08.3	Now that it's free out in the wild.
1:11.6	You know what I mean?
1:12.1	I think we can redirect this conversation immediately from this.
1:15.4	Or if they're all just practicing together on a tree
1:17.8	to try to do it better, you know, in the future.
1:21.0	That I'll accept.
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