He miles social distance. What this world needs is a hug. He miles social

distance. What this world needs is a hug. Welcome to a happy fat pile Friday. How

in the world are you? You look great. I don't know what you did. I don't know

what you've been doing, but don't let anybody tell you it's not working because

it is you look fantastic. Welcome. I know we live in confusing times. Sure the

United Nations says we must normalize men crying. We must normalize sharing

the care. We must normalize showing emotions. We must normalize seeking help. We

must normalize sharing feelings yet at the same time. The country of China is

is promoting an education drive to make boys more manly. They want the education of

ministry to make sure that Chinese men stop becoming too feminine. Okay again I know it's

confusing times, but it's fat pile Friday. Welcome to chewing the fat.

And never mind that here in the US this new administration literally literally wants boys,

trans boys, and girls locker rooms. I know confusing times, confusing times. You know

one of the things that I've always said is that you need to just deny it. Never admit to anything.

So a court in the headline to this story is misleading. It says man tries to board flight

from Florida with 22 pounds of meth. Now is it true? Yes. Is it kind of misleading? Yes. Because

yes, they found the bag that he was carrying with 22 pounds of clear bags of one pound

each bag containing one pound of crystal meth. Sure, he had $900 in cash in the backpack.

They claimed that the drug that he had with them, the amount would be worth about half a million

dollars. Now it was a random bag check before he could board his flight to Louisville, Kentucky

at the Orlando International Airport. Now the man Eli Brown said, hey, that bag wasn't even mine.

I don't know how well that's going to work, but he has denied the whole thing. Look,

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