Ep. 553: Uncandy Valley with Janet Varney

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2018

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Actor, writer, and podcaster Janet Varney joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the unusual middle ground that Werther's Original hard candy occupies, Jordan's true fear around visiting the Warner Brother's Halloween haunt this year, the opulent mcmansion Janet visited to consult a psychic medium, and the bodily fluid challenge Jordan faced on his recent whirlwind podcast promotional tour. Plus, Janet has a new show called Fortune Rookie on IFC! Action Item: Postal workers call in with your stories! 206-984-4FUN

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.1	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:13.7	Jordan Morris boy detected.
0:15.2	Jordan you got very relaxed body language tonight.
0:18.4	Yeah you look like you're feeling great.
0:20.0	Someone told me that someone told me I had a fun Sunday vibe today.
0:23.8	I had lunch with a friend and they told me I had a fun Sunday vibe.
0:27.6	That's nice.
0:28.4	Yeah somebody told me I had a fun dip vibe.
0:31.2	Oh right.
0:32.2	Maybe they said lick us because you're covered in three different powders.
0:37.2	Yeah.
0:38.2	You know it's I'm glad I'm presenting that way.
0:41.2	I'm actually a tumultuous storm of anxiety within.
0:44.3	You're also presenting sexually by the way.
0:46.3	That's true like a baboon.
0:47.3	Yeah.
0:47.8	I'm presenting my red ass.
0:49.3	Hahaha.
0:52.3	Enjoy my smells.
0:54.8	Well congratulations Jordan I'm so proud of you.
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