Congresswoman in Loudmouth, Loonie Tune, Maxine Waters recently told a crowd at Los Angeles

Church that she was, quote, sent by God to attack Donald Trump.

Waters received some pushback on the statement in an exclusive interview with the Daily Wire.

God said that he had not, in fact, sent Maxine Waters to attack Donald Trump, but had

only meant to provide the world with a little comic relief and maybe create an opportunity

for some cheap jokes about how unreasonable women are, which apparently is a brand of

humor the Lord is particularly fond of.

The maker of heaven and earth told the wire, quote, to be honest, until she started

malding off about me, it had slipped my mind, I created that kooky old bat at all.

I'm sure I had a good reason for it since I'm, you know, God.

But to be honest, it happened such a long time ago I can't remember exactly what it was.

Something to do with my great gift of laughter to humankind, so I hope you're all enjoying

her, unquote.

Maxine Waters was only the latest in a line of left-wingers who made the mistake of thinking

God was on their side.

There was also late-night host Stephen Colbert, who recently remarked that God is a socialist

because Jesus didn't charge lepers for his miraculous cures.

In his interview with the Daily Wire, God responded to Colbert's remark, saying, quote,

what kind of stupid logic is that?

What the hell has happened to late-night comedy anyway?

I used to be able to tune in for a couple of yucks before going to bed.

Now, on every channel, there's some skinny, smirking white guy raving about Donald Trump.

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