Are you a self-starter? Available to work immediately and independently? Have clear writing skills,

good evaluation skills, and exceptionally good at sleeping? Well, also you must sleep alone

to ensure an undisturbed night's sleep. Sleep junky. Yes, they are looking for an official

mattress tester. So you can apply and if you, after you're done, you get to keep a mattress that

you like and you get to make $3,000. That's not bad. Two months, three grand, plus the $1,500

mattress. So you're going to be sent three mattresses over a two-month period. You're going to be

expected to thoroughly test and evaluate each one. You must also write a review describing their

sleep quality, mood, and comfort of the mattress. Now, that seems like a pretty fair deal.

After the testing period, you get to keep your favorite of the mattresses and you get to be paid

$3,000. But we scroll down here and we're talked about the person that they're looking to do the

gig. I get the self-starter available to work immediately and independently, have clear writing

skills, good evaluation skills, exceptionally good at sleeping. But it says here the individual

must also sleep alone to ensure an undisturbed night's sleep. That may be true for a few of the

nights that you're testing the mattress, but isn't testing a mattress wanting the full experience

of the test? I think so. And what else happens on mattresses that gives it the full test?

Do you know the answer? Welcome to Chewing the Fat.

You know, we'll start off with business day after you've talked about a gig that you're

going to get by testing mattresses. Yesterday, we found out that Amazon founder, Jeff Bezos said,

you know what? In quarter three of this year, yeah, I'm going to create a position for me on the

board. I'm going to become the executive chairman of the board. And you know, that's it. I'm going to

step down to CEO. Oh, okay, no problem. So I guess you want to spend a little bit more time

testing mattresses with the new girlfriend. So Amazon Web Services chief, who's been with the

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