Jane loved crisps. She ate them for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Even at fancy pants restaurants.

Your crisps, Madame.

Years went by, but then crisps stopped doing it for her.

They got her thrown out of cinemas.

Pfft!

And were forever in the bedsheets.

Pfft!

crisps.

They're kind of like your current account.

Just because they were good ones doesn't mean you have to stick with them forever.

Maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

Today on The Matt Wall Show, why are our cities being consumed by chaos?

What's really driving this? That's the million dollar question.

It isn't a fight for racial justice or anything close to that.

These are spoiled brats who've never contributed anything of value to society,

lashing out against normal, hardworking Americans.

That's my diagnosis. We'll talk more about it.

Also, five headlines, including crazed mob, swarming Rand Paul and other Republicans as they

leave the Republican Convention at DC last night, and we'll discuss the most powerful moment

of the entire convention and what we can learn from it. All of that coming up much more as well.

It's a packed show, as always. One thing about living in the dying days of a civilization is

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