Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much. Oh, I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you Real Time Rich of the Week.

All right, I know why you're happy tonight. America got rid of that. Not so fresh feeling.

That's right. Joe Biden. Joe Biden was sworn in as America's 46th president. I think we have now.

And I would like to say America give yourselves a round of applause for pulling off a semi-peaceful transition of power.

How about that? Semi-peaceful people. And boy, it's been three days now with the new president.

He has not yet insulted anyone. No, I did not have a meltdown on Twitter. Did not betray the nation that he worked for.

It's nice to have a president who's hinged. Pills. We have hinged the back.

No, I can't get used to it. I'm still writing. We're doomed on my checks.

So I thought the inauguration. Did you watch that? I thought that came off quite well.

Dignified enough pageantry, you know, to remind us that we are getting back to normal. Some nice touches.

Garth Brooks saying amazing grace. By the looks of him, he rarely misses a chance to say grace.

The theme I noticed of the inauguration was America United. At least I think it was.

It was hard to read the banner behind the razor wire.

And then the new president went in, got his first intelligence brief, which describes the state of the country.

And he read the first paragraph and went, see if the guy in the Viking helmet still wants it.

So that all happened. And then earlier in the day, of course, the Winnie Little Bitch left.

That's right. Bye, Propecia.

And to quote Melania, thank God that's over with.

No, Melania was very comforting to Donald. He was in a bad mood, but you said it's okay dear.

As you get older, it's harder to achieve insurrection.

Melania looked happy there on the day they left. She left. Washington, D.C., wearing a somber black outfit.

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