Ep. 550: Report My Instagram

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week Crypto Lord, MJ and Jackie are back and Bad Bitch Academy is in session! Paris Hilton channels her inner JoJo demon and announces she's going to save pop music, and Kim Kardashian apparently already has social media contracts for her children because, of course she does, Chappell Roan is havin' a time and is NOT feelin' H&M. It's the first episode since confirmation that JLo and Batffelck are DONESO and Holden argues IT IS THE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD, MJ, $ick Crypto McNeely and Jackie's pleas are heard as HOURS after this Taylor finally endorsed Kamala. We're through the looking glass in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Bennifers Divorce; DID DIDDY DO IT!? And a List that seems tailor made for Page 7 - Old Hollywood Facts That Aren't Dark or Sad, Just INCREDIBLY INTERESTING. Blindz, Shouts and MOOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:15.6	I know Brat Summer is over, but what are we supposed to do when the bad bitch Academy just showed up this is going to be another bit of a brat summer kind of singing
0:19.8	because this is how Paris Hilton starts the song Bad Bitch Academy.
0:24.8	Step one, when you're getting ready, look hot.
0:28.8	Step two, gotta catch a cab to the bar.
0:33.0	Step three, get a drink with a cherry and tie it in the knot.
0:37.0	Step four, dance your ass off.
0:40.0	Welcome to the Bad Bitch Academy.
0:43.0	Loves it.
0:44.0	Welcome to the Bad Bitch Academy.
0:47.0	Sloevi.
0:48.0	Yes.
0:50.0	This album is really giving me, you know what, guys, it has been so hot.
0:57.4	I know we're not supposed to bring up the heat.
0:59.6	I know nobody cares about how ungodly hot it has been in Los Angeles but it kind of has made my
1:06.4	brain turn into butter and the only thing that I can sh this gel capsules a ponced
1:16.4	We're mixing metaphors but yeah that's right the whole album should have been called bad bitch academy
1:21.8	I know.
1:23.0	Do you put gel caps on your toast?
1:26.0	Like you open up an ibuprofen gel cap, spread it on a piece of bread.
1:29.0	You know what I do?
1:30.0	I take my butter.
1:31.0	I open up the gel. I squirt it out right I smear it all over my breasts because I think it
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