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🗓️ 27 July 2022
⏱️ 93 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's going on, dude? It's like your punk rock. Was there a Halloween thing that we missed? You brought this, it was funny |
0:21.2 | Is he brought this taco hat up with him? Oh, no, I know about it. I'm talking about him. Oh, dude |
0:26.8 | I wish you could I wait we could go back a whole year we go back to yard episode one and |
0:32.7 | Fucking tear a hole in time and look inside like Goatsy, but instead of a butthole instead of like a gap of like tissue |
0:41.2 | It's you we neutron, but instead of a brain blast going through the head it goes to the goatsy |
0:45.2 | Goatsy the goatsy |
0:47.2 | And then it's this it looks like we swapped because you're wearing PJs in ravenously eating while just kind of |
0:53.0 | You're like you're wearing what the inside of Ludwig looks like you |
0:55.8 | I |
0:56.8 | Look like it Ludwig's innocent inner child |
1:01.4 | Before before like the content brain destroyed his mind. I'm co-opting each of you week by week |
1:06.8 | I was you when I peed on the floor and now I'm you. Okay, I'm not be you. Why did you bought designer pajamas? |
1:14.1 | No, no, no, they're teddy fresh, right? |
1:16.6 | Yeah, that's acting that's acting dude that okay look we were kidding that should hurt |
1:24.0 | You get it again. I've brought it up a lot. He doesn't have shame. It's hard to hurt him |
1:30.5 | There's swim trunks |
1:32.5 | Either swim trunks. They could be anything. That's the nice thing. That is so they could be anything a spacesuit |
1:38.0 | Yeah, I will I will pay to put you in space in though |
1:41.4 | When they when they pay to watch you explain it fucking muffin when they pay by your landing buzz had these on |
1:47.2 | Okay, oh did he yeah, if what they just had the seal of like the goal the eagle in the United States |
1:53.0 | Yeah, instead of the little guy dude. I just would you have bought these a year ago? |
1:58.9 | Or are you did have you switched up on us? |
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