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So the bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, who doesn't love the Bulletin of the Atomic

Scientists, announced that it is keeping the minute hand of the doomsday clock at 100 seconds to midnight.

Well, I mean, okay, that's good, right?

Sure it is.

Now, the bulletin said earlier this year that COVID-19, they maybe even said it last year,

and I keep forgetting that we were, this was just the beginning of 2021, so they said in 20-20

that COVID-19 will not obliterate humanity.

I mean, okay, if the bulletin of atomic scientists says that COVID-19 is not going to obliterate humanity

I'm good with that I think, right?

Right.

Right.

However, the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists did say that the pandemic serves as a historic wake-up call.

Oh, so we still have the good news of the doomsday clock remaining at only a hundred

seconds to midnight. Yay!

Yay!

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