You hear that? That's the sound of your energy use going in reverse.

Rewinding, reducing.

We're Ovo, an energy company that wants you to use

less energy.

Some may see that is a bit backwards.

But we like to see things differently.

Join us and see energy from a different angle.

Ovo.

Okay, so if you love candy, a Canadian company is hiring full-time and part-time

candy testers. You could become a candyologist. The candyologist are going to be responsible for giving

honest and objective opinions on more than 3,000 products carried by Ontario-based Candy Fun House.

Now, candidates are going to help select first ever Candy Fun House branded candy line

which will feature 10 new original candy creations from hundreds of possible options.

30 bucks an hour.

Candidates should have a high school diploma, no food allergies, and must be passionate about confectionery.

According to the job listing, applicants who have an interest in candy pop culture and

media will be given preference and no past experience is required. You have until February 15th to apply.

Good luck! It sounds like a fun job and I, whether they're paying me or not, okay?

I believe that I am already a candyologist.

Just saying.

Welcome to Chewing the Fast. So as I'm reading about the, you know, becoming a candiologist, I see there's a headline

in the story about another story.

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