America, I am aggrieved. I am vexed. I am beside myself. Buckle your outrage seatbelts

because I've got a doozy for you today. Biological nail swimmer, Lea Thomas loses bid for women

of the year to a female fencer. Come on, this is so incredibly sexist. We don't often

think about it. Shame on us for that. But this is the type of oppression that trans women

face every day. They don't win all of the awards all of the time. Truly disgusting. And

this actual winner, this fencer, well I just can't believe she had the nerve to even compete

in this competition. Let alone accept the winning title. She took the absolute easiest path

possible to win woman of the year. She was born a woman. She's got female genitalia.

That's almost cheating. We talk about lazy and it's not like the fencing world needs

another female star. Remember, of course, Madonna. When she was in that James Bond movie,

you of course remember that. And I think that's Rosemond Pike there who is actually an attractive

woman and not just a sentient bag of beef jerky being touched for the very first time.

It's totally different story. But if you ask me, it's time the female fencing world went

the way of 007's Aston Martin in that movie, Die Another Day. It was invisible. Do you

not remember that the car was invisible in that movie? I can't seem to forget that. But

you may want to forget this because Lea Thomas has had so much work to go so much farther

than every other biological woman on the planet to have the world handed to them on a silver

vagina-shaped platter. It's not fair. Did anyone even stop to consider how difficult it is

to pack one's female penis into those aerodynamic women's swimsuits? I don't think you have

thought about that and you may not want to think about it again. So sure, call Sylvia Binder,

woman of the year if you must NCAA, but my vote will always be on the person who had to fight

to overturn thousands of years of sovereign tradition just to compete. And remember this,

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