Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you. Hey, great to be back. Please sit down. Nobody is here. Thank you. Oh, I'm

getting one of great. All right, we're back in the studio. Nobody here. We're back in

the studio. Oh, man, it's been a long time. I was in my office today. It was a family

of raccoons in my desk. But, I guess we had dodged the bullet there with Hurricane Laura to

hit, but not too bad. Boy, but it was a hurricane. It did some damage. I was thinking today,

if only Jerry Fowell Sr. was alive to blame it on his son. But, yeah, Jerry Fowell Jr.

just, he's in trouble. Apparently his wife was having an affair with the pool boy, the pool

boy. And, you know, allegedly, just allegedly, he would watch. He says he, you know, he did not have

sex himself with the pool boy. He's an evangelical. He's not a snake handler. But, he would

allegedly watch from the corner of the room. So, at least social distancing was maintained.

But, I don't know if you were watching the Republican Convention. It was a great week if you love

reality shows, but hate reality. Boy, did you see, did you see Trump speech last night? By the

end of Trump speech, there were three fact checkers were taken into the concussion protocol. I

mean, the people in the crowd were chanting four more lies, four more lies. But, but we learned a

lot from watching the Convention. I did. I think what we learned is that Donald Trump loves women

and immigrants. He's a humble, but brutally honest patriot, and he hates corruption. And he has

built the greatest economy since man began to walk erect. And the proof of that is that the

demand these days for coffins, plywood, rocks, bottles, and replacement late glass has never been

higher. Yes, it's so bizarre that at the Republican Convention, they just kept talking about

rioting and looting and vandalism that you can expect under a democratic rule, except that's

happening now. Under Trump. And yet their theme is that all of the rioting and the violence

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